My Dawg Might Be A Redneck

NSBN 0001-00385-01

Price: $4.99 as an E-book

Have you ever wondered how Southerners live? Have you ever thought much about how they see life and how they react to the different things that happen every day to each of us?

In “My Dawg Might be a Redneck”, Southern Humorist, Cartoonist, and Writer, Gary “Mule” Benton takes you on a trip into deep south where very few have ever gone, or really wanted to.

You’ll read how Maude reacts when she thinks her marriage is about over because her husband, Bubba Lee, is stimulated by the local waitress, Nadine Lucille. And, will the fireworks fly when Nadine pays an unexpected visit to Maude to discuss the situation?

Also, see what happens when Bubba Lee takes some software back to a local store to get a cash refund and ends up comparing his software to a coon dog that don’t hunt! This leads to a bit of confusion as the Yankee clerk attempts to get rid of the old redneck.

And was Elvis really seen in an eleven-seven store in Macon, Georgia, buying a six pack of beer?

The book covers it all, from politics, religion, movie stars, drinking beer, military service, and much, much, more. Join Bubba Lee and the whole gang as they welcome you to ‘Possum Holler and the zaniest collection of redneck stories you’ve ever read.

• Munt’gum’ree Al’bama and the Ten Commandments
• Willy Eugene’s Pet Bull
• This is a Lot of Bull
• A Deer in the Bathroom
• A Milking Fool
• A Special Gift
• If You Axed Me
• I’ve Been Drafted
• Bubba’s New Boat
• Branded For Life
• My Cousin Bubba
• Bubba Meets Sandy Claws
• Bubba’s Big Move
• Butcherin’ Time
• The Sledge, Wedge, and the Electric Fence
• Hand Me the Chips, Please
• A Date to Remember
• Bubba’s Dud Ranch
• Yer Perscription if Filled
• Fishing with Bubba
• The Dirty End of the Stick
• Highway to Hell
• Beer Gone
• The Role Reversal
• A Midlife Crisis
• Hitler and Ar’nold
• Northeast Power Outage
• A Fightin’ Fit
• The Ghost Hunt
• Bubba and his New ‘Puter
• The Snake Bite
• Who’s the Real Turkey
• The Fireworks
• The Hay Crew
• The Whine List
• This Dawg Don’t Hunt
• The King and My Momma
• Turkey’s on the Front Porch
• Up the Creek Without a Paddle
• The Fambly Feud
• The Proud American
• What is a Redneck?
• Sheriff Billy Bob
• Mary Beth Wadnopper
• Hillbilly Doctorin’
• The Learning of Nature
• Granny’s House
• Who Put the Honey in the Honeybucket?
• The Dusty Pines Hotel
• How to Pick Up Girls in the South
• I Moose be Confused
• An Innerview with Bubba Lee
• Applying for a Job
• The Wonder of a Child
• The Adventures in an Outhouse
• Pinky Goes Camping
• How to Cook a ‘Possum
• Now, This Case Shines
• The Sled Ride
• Deer Me!
• What They Say and What They Really Mean.
• The Sweepstakes

Almost 200 pages of original redneck humor and each story has full a color redneck cartoon or photograph that accompanies it!

So, pull up a chair, order some grits, biscuits and gravy, a cup of hot coffee as you join us in “My Dawg Might Be a Redneck.”

 

Currently at the Publishers with a estimated release in e-book form in February 2005

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